GOD DAMN, MY LIFE IS PERFECT. YOUR LIFE IS DUMB.

yucakes: coolfatcat: oh my god 21th century art

Sun, 03 Feb 2013 22:10:07 -0500

coolfatcat:

oh my god

21th century art

whereismyspaceship: shavingryansprivates: parallax ii: future sequence album of the year...

Thu, 03 Jan 2013 19:45:15 -0500

shavingryansprivates:

parallax ii: future sequence

album of the year 2012
just downloaded and started listening cause you reminded me that existed thx

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Wed, 14 Nov 2012 21:04:23 -0500

kittenfoot: HALLOWEENIES <3____<3 you stupid assholes...

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 22:13:08 -0400

kittenfoot:

HALLOWEENIES <3____<3

you stupid assholes got to do halloween stuff i hate you fuck you forever i hate you

DAMMIT THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING TUMBLR HOW DO I MAKE IT THE GOOD ONE UGH

Mon, 29 Oct 2012 12:18:38 -0400

DAMMIT THIS IS NOT EVEN MY FUCKING TUMBLR HOW DO I MAKE IT THE GOOD ONE UGH

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Fri, 31 Aug 2012 11:58:09 -0400

"You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving..."

Thu, 16 Aug 2012 20:58:20 -0400

“

You want a physicist to speak at your funeral. You want the physicist to talk to your grieving family about the conservation of energy, so they will understand that your energy has not died. You want the physicist to remind your sobbing mother about the first law of thermodynamics; that no energy gets created in the universe, and none is destroyed. You want your mother to know that all your energy, every vibration, every Btu of heat, every wave of every particle that was her beloved child remains with her in this world. You want the physicist to tell your weeping father that amid energies of the cosmos, you gave as good as you got.

And at one point you’d hope that the physicist would step down from the pulpit and walk to your brokenhearted spouse there in the pew and tell him that all the photons that ever bounced off your face, all the particles whose paths were interrupted by your smile, by the touch of your hair, hundreds of trillions of particles, have raced off like children, their ways forever changed by you. And as your widow rocks in the arms of a loving family, may the physicist let her know that all the photons that bounced from you were gathered in the particle detectors that are her eyes, that those photons created within her constellations of electromagnetically charged neurons whose energy will go on forever.

And the physicist will remind the congregation of how much of all our energy is given off as heat. There may be a few fanning themselves with their programs as he says it. And he will tell them that the warmth that flowed through you in life is still here, still part of all that we are, even as we who mourn continue the heat of our own lives.

And you’ll want the physicist to explain to those who loved you that they need not have faith; indeed, they should not have faith. Let them know that they can measure, that scientists have measured precisely the conservation of energy and found it accurate, verifiable and consistent across space and time. You can hope your family will examine the evidence and satisfy themselves that the science is sound and that they’ll be comforted to know your energy’s still around. According to the law of the conservation of energy, not a bit of you is gone; you’re just less orderly. Amen.

”

- Aaron Freeman, You Want A Physicist To Speak at your Funeral (via heymrblue)
this fucking rocked me. wow.

notreallyinteresting: i saw someone point at my office and say something about 10 dollars. why did...

Wed, 25 Jul 2012 12:52:47 -0400

notreallyinteresting:

i saw someone point at my office and say something about 10 dollars. why did I worry that he was saying i was some combination of annoying, weird, ugly, or had permanent stink eye?

ten bucks says that ugly weird annoying girl was born with that permanent stink eye.

onceaponadisney: flywithafreebird: “This would be a man that...

Fri, 20 Jul 2012 11:46:00 -0400

onceaponadisney:

flywithafreebird:

“This would be a man that loves going to work and does not dread it the night before. Upon entering the Magic Kingdom, one of the security guards said to the girl “Excuse me Princess, can I have your autograph.” I could see that the book was filled with children’s scribbles as the guard asked the same question of many little Princesses. The little girl could not get over the fact that the guard thought she was a real princess.”

CRYING THAT IS THE BEST THING EVER.

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Sun, 25 Mar 2012 12:40:26 -0400

Anonymous asked: I'd say that atheism is the least racist religion, since it's founded in science.

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 18:06:01 -0400

mcgoats:

yoisthisracist:

Yo, that shit is the absence of religion.

Yo, the current atheist movement is, as a whole, way more racist than any major religion I have seen, ever

Can you explain?

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Mon, 05 Dec 2011 20:22:11 -0500

God damn, this woman is brilliant.

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 15:31:43 -0400

God damn, this woman is brilliant.

This is making me so very uncomfortable but I can’t stop watching.

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 04:16:15 -0400

This is making me so very uncomfortable but I can’t stop watching.

The new torchwood episodes are f****** insane

Mon, 10 Oct 2011 03:40:23 -0400

The new torchwood episodes are f****** insane

mcgoats: schala: livingthegradlife: liiikewoe: meganmckinleym...

Fri, 09 Sep 2011 03:29:51 -0400

mcgoats:

schala:

livingthegradlife:

liiikewoe:

meganmckinleymace:

heyyouthisisme:

omg i used to eat these all the time when i was like 8

what happened to them :(

these were the reason i was an overweight child.

Why are these so delicious?

What is that? I don’t think we have that type of candy here in America. Sure looks delicious, whatever it is.

It’s a Little Debbie Brownie, I think.

Cosmic Brownie. Oh my goodness.

We definitely have these in America. These separated the rich kids from the poor kids during lunch in elementary school. I was a rich kid, but I also shared. THESE ARE FUCKIN DELICIOUS.

"are u still dead? no, u have come back. i thought u were sorta dead. anyway, u are gone now. i write..."

Thu, 08 Sep 2011 20:32:28 -0400

“

are u still dead? no, u have come back. i thought u were sorta dead. anyway, u are gone now. i write in my book and i cry. i go to u for comfort but u are not u. u are him and u start to cry. i meet a rock star. he keeps touching me. i say i am into the avant garde and then i’ve lost him. i say i am a video artist, poet and artist but he already knows i’m an artist because i draw in my book the hwole time he performs. first it’s a small audience, then it is only me sitting on a lawnchair. he is playing with a baby. little kids come to talk to me about him. they say be careful, he is sort of dangerous.
he doesnt ask for my number. i am looking for black paint so i can write in it, are u still dead?

earl, are u dead yet? u have to come back. i thought u were as dead as an orange.
please write me and cry for my book.

i am sorta dead as a lawnchair. the avante garde already knows i am an orange.
i am gone now. i am in my black paint. i cry for black paint so i cry. please write that i am sorta as dead as an orange.

i am on a lawn chair and an officer lead mrs. one fast move. he made me cry. i’ve lost him. i’m not ready to be smacked forward.

it is june 1970 and i am 100% of u know. i am a rambling rooster. i yield to signs and i still do please. i hate self-propelled carriages. a pearlish half moon. domestic blitz is still unglazed and hazel.u were space echoes when u were touching me. the lesson of her is still in wool. u thought about your combat bomb. if u are still her his hands are still beautiful. i say i am a book and i am dead. u were torqouise with a bulletin chin. welcome to 2000. u have 7 tongues; come with me. after i was a nice kleenex i was the atomic publisher harriet which may sound like an orange blossom special. more black stripes were as crowd-pleasing as your chin.

”

- someone submitted this to the cutup machine as a source

WHERE IS YOR GOD NOW

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 23:57:38 -0400

WHERE IS YOR GOD NOW

NO, MICROSOFT, YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF SOFTWARE COUNTERFEITING. ...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 04:10:05 -0400

NO, MICROSOFT, YOU ARE THE VICTIM OF SOFTWARE COUNTERFEITING. SUCK IT.

"I’M SUCH A SUCKER FOR AWKWARD NERD GIRLS WHO TURN INTO LEZZER COUPLES IN SHOWS. IT’S SO..."

Sun, 07 Aug 2011 19:52:08 -0400

“I’M SUCH A SUCKER FOR AWKWARD NERD GIRLS WHO TURN INTO LEZZER COUPLES IN SHOWS. IT’S SO ADORABLE.”

- ME